February 2012
Next time someone sneezes, glare at them and coldly say “Don’t let it happen again”
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struckkk asked: do you like go to my blog and reblog old stuff because how long ago did i reblog that boy meets world picture omg
i refuse to be responsible tonight no i will not do anything i am tired
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
crimsun:
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dormouseadventures replied to your post: people I love Abby Sarah Ashley Garret my…
I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH!
you’re so cute, Abigail. <3
thedeclarationofindependence:
*gets stolen by nicolas cage*
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people I love
Abby
Sarah
Ashley
Garret
my sister
myself
Johnny Depp
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“Is language the adequate expression of all realities?”
– Friedrich Nietzsche. (via fuckyeahfriedrichnietzsche)
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“تعال عش في قلبي ولا تدفع الايجار
Come, live in my heart, and pay no rent.”
– Arabic proverb (via osram-akoma)
guess who forgot about compociciones due today
this kid
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ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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